Java Testing Translation Macros

#define yo             "hello"
#define whatsup        "excuse me for the interruption, but"
#define check          "if you will take a moment to please examine"
#define hype           "a remarkable example of it's genre"
#define money_makin    "my humble place of origin, New York City"
#define boyz           "esteemed colleagues and aquaintences"
#define bustin_it_out  "laboring intensively to produce"
#define laters         "thank you for your attention in this matter"


Example:

yo whatsup, check this http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/toc.html, it's hype.
my boyz in money makin been bustin it out. laters,


Translated:

Hello,

Excuse the interruption, but if you will take a moment to please examine
the following URL, http://www.blairmag.com/blair4/toc.html.
It's a remarkable example of it's genre. My esteemed colleagues and
aquaintences in my humble place of origin, New York City, have been
laboring intensively to produce this.

Thank you for your attention in this matter,